Joke 1:
I asked my heart:
Why can't I sleep at night?
Heart replied: Because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you are in live all the time.
Joke 2:
I deleted one of my friend's number from my phone book.
Because of certain misunderstanding between us.
Today I have received a friendship message from an unknown number.
I Replied 'WHO R U'?
Then the reply made me cry.
"Idiot! Dont u even know the spelling of 'HOW'..?
I am fine dude.."
Moral: REAL FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END...